Two Volumes - T-Shirt - Parenting Collection

The Story Behind the Shirt

Before having kids, you thought you understood noise.

You were wrong. Very, very wrong.

Your children seem to have only two volume settings: LOUD and WHERE ARE YOU?!

One minute, they're running through the house, laughing, screaming, and turning your living room into a playground. The next minute… silence.

And every parent knows that silence is far more terrifying than noise.

Suddenly, you're searching every room, wondering what they've climbed, spilled, broken, or decided to decorate with permanent markers.

Meanwhile, your coffee is cold, your patience is running low, and you're just trying to survive another day of parenting.

Because raising kids is the only job where you desperately wish for five minutes of peace… and immediately panic when you get it.

WorkWit — Life Should Be Funnier.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, comfortable Gildan Softstyle T-shirt

• Lightweight, breathable fabric for everyday wear

• Unisex fit with a classic crew neckline

• Funny, colorful donkey illustration

• Great for work, weekends, casual outings, or gifting

• Made to order with a professionally applied DTF transfer

Product Details

• Brand: WorkWit

• Shirt: Gildan G640 Softstyle

• Color: Black

• Fit: Unisex

• Sizes: Available options shown at checkout

• Design: “I Had a Plan. Then People Happened.”

Care Instructions

Turn inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with similar colors. Avoid bleach and fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Made Just for You

Every WorkWit shirt is prepared after your order is placed. Please allow additional processing time before shipping.

Work Should Be Funnier.